On the first hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
A sock chucked out the car window.
On the second hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the third hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the fourth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the fifth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the sixth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
A tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the seventh hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
The laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the eighth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
The Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the ninth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
My last wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the tenth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Notes saying I'm mean,
Wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the eleventh hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
A family melt down,
Notes saying I'm mean,
Wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the twelfth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Attempts to recompense,
Family melt down,
Notes saying I'm mean,
Wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
A sock chucked out the car window.
On the second hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the third hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the fourth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the fifth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the sixth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
A tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the seventh hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
The laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the eighth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
The Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the ninth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
My last wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the tenth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Notes saying I'm mean,
Wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the eleventh hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
A family melt down,
Notes saying I'm mean,
Wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
On the twelfth hour of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Attempts to recompense,
Family melt down,
Notes saying I'm mean,
Wedding dish smashed,
Christmas tree knocked over,
Laundry room flooded,
Tub of cleaner dumped,
Lunch on the floor,
Quarreling in the car,
Beds stripped for play,
Potty sprayed about,
And a sock chucked out the window.
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| Rose picked me a plethora of lemons to help me feel better. |
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| The kids wrote me this very sweet note after they saw me crying. |
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